"Oh, so we're taking photos tonight? Can someone help me with my ear, over here? I look ridiculous."
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"OK, fine, well check me out being super cute eating these keys. Mmmmmm, good keys."
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"Now check me out being super cute and pretending to look at one hot Mama, but in fact I'm just looking at Jonah. See, I'm an actor, as well as a professional dog."
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"OK, back to being cute with the keys."
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"Uhh, paparazzi fuck, why don't you back away a bit. Plus, it'll allow you to capture me in my full glory."
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"Wait for it. Wait for it."
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"Wheeeeeee! I am the Magical Flying Canine of Splendor and Exuberance!""
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"Check me out -- protecting the magical device my master calls a remote control. It's amazing -- it turns things on from afar! How does it do that? Gotta be magic."
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"My master smells tonight, so I'm kicking it on this side of the couch."
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"The fucker never stops taking photos."
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"Yeah, dude, I know I'm cute, but give me a break already. Oh, and your foot stinks."
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"If my penis is showing in this photo, I'm going to kick Jonah's human ass."
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