The Occasional Blog of Jonah Weiland

I can’t believe it’s come to this. I can’t believe I’ve sunk to this level.

I’m blogging about America’s Got Talent.

I’m an intelligent guy. I run a business. I have a cool dog. I’ve got things going for me.

And I’m writing about the semi-finals on America’s Got Talent.

Don’t say a word. If you don’t watch the show, you don’t know.

You don’t know it’s intoxicating power. You don’t know how it’s more like crack cocaine than anything else. You don’t know how much I want to have sex while watching the show.

Uhm, excuse me.

So, yes, here we go. I’m going to share my “thoughts” (as they are) with you about the 10 semi-finalists from the America’s Got Talent competition on September 1st, 2009.

Oh, Jesus, forgive me. I hope you’ll let me in heaven when that time comes.
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