May 26th, 2006
Screwing Your Kid From Day One
Posted by
Jonah Weiland in
General
From The Superficial:
Geri Halliwell and Penn Jillette are apparently competing in an unofficial contest to see who can come up with the worse baby name. Jillette and his wife named their baby boy Zolten Penn Jillette, saying in a statement: “Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it’s my wife’s maiden name and most importantly, it’s the name of Dracula’s dog.” Not to be outdone, Geri Halliwell announced that she named her daughter Bluebell Madonna Halliwell after a rare flower and, well, Madonna.
I’d much rather be named Zolten than Blueballs. That poor girl is screwed from day one in High School. And I thought all the whale and big fish jokes I put up with were bad.
