Creepy, Creepy, Oh So Creepy
In looking for a new housekeeper, I rediscovered exactly how creepy the process can be. See, I perused the Craigslist Household Services to see what was available. Included amongst the listings are a number of maid services that will clean your home in the nude. Now, I’ve heard of maid services that feature women in skimpy clothing that will clean your home– it seems whenever the local news enters sweeps month, a news story about such a thing surfaces – but I’ve never actually seen the ads for these services myself.
Going through the listings on Craigslist, I found quite a few in the Los Angeles area. Like one woman offering to clean your home topless or nude who went so far as to list her measurements and what will and won’t happen during the cleaning– she will clean your home topless or nude/she will not have sex with you (she was adamant about this). She charged $100 first hour topless or $150 first hour nude and $50 an hour each hour after that topless or nude. So, you’re looking at over $250 or so in fees to clean your home just because she’s nekkid. As an alternative, if you’re that desperate to see a naked woman live, might I suggest hiring a regular ol’ cleaning lady (or man), then travel to the nearest strip joint. You’ll save a lot of money and get an eyeful of the women flesh.
While that’s not completely creepy, the listings from men offering to clean your home nude take it all to a new level. This one guy charges only $8 - $10 an hour to clean your house or do general labor in the nude or not, it’s up to you. (”Could you lay some drywall for me nude? That’s really what I need right now — drywall in the nude.”) He goes on to list his skills, which include forklift operator (certified!), web design, extra work in TV and film and a host of other, non-related skills. On his personal Web site he details how he’s looking for female companionship and is clean, safe and disease-free. Since when are these attributes necessary to clean a toilet?
It gets creepier. Like the “attractive 36 year old male” willing to clean your house naked, and it’s free for the ladies. He says he expects nothing in return, he just does it for the safe, erotic fun. Oh, and you can invite friends over while he cleans. Bonus!
Craigslist can equally be the most helpful and creepiest place on the Web.
