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February 26th, 2006

Why would anyone NOT live in Southern California?

Posted by Jonah Weiland in General

So, I’m in New York right now. I’ll be here another couple of days. It’s fuck all cold here. Tonight I went out to dinner and drinks with a friend and walking back to Emilaino’s place from the train I learned it was 18 degrees outside with a windchill factor bringing it down to 5 below.

That is some fucking crap.

Oh, and I’ve heard the word “fuck” used here more than anywhere else in the world. I like the word fuck– I use it daily– but the frequency with which I hear it here is alarming even for me. And I’ve found as the days go by that I’m here, I use it more often.

That can’t be good.

5 Responses to ' Why would anyone NOT live in Southern California? '

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  1. Melody said:

    Fucking shit, it’s 48 degrees and raining in fucking LA right now! I’ll be a fucking Mcfuckster’s uncle!

    February 27th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

  2. Arune Singh said:

    Why? Well, because it builds constitution and toughness, as opposed to the frou frou L.A movie star life. ;)

    February 27th, 2006 at 9:51 pm

  3. Augie De Blieck Jr. said:

    West Coast people can be SOOO cute sometimes.

    February 28th, 2006 at 8:31 am

  4. Melody said:

    WEST COAST 4 LIFE!

    *Actually, I’m Canadian and I betcha none of yous pansy asses have survived a 40 below Canadian Prairie Winter where the winds were so cold your parents had to pick you up at school because the winds would freeze your face if you tried walking home… ya.. that’s right… I’m all tough and shit.

    RePreSent!

    February 28th, 2006 at 8:04 pm

  5. Beau said:

    New Yorkers insist that it’s better to live in New York for the culture.

    “So when’s the last time you went to a museum?”

    “Um, elementary school. But I could go.”

    “When’s the last time you saw a Broadway show?”

    “High school. But I could go.”

    “When’s the last time you saw a symphony or went to an art gallery?”

    “Fuck you, pal.”

    But hey, at least the weather’s shitty and the cost of living is through the roof.

    March 7th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

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