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July 7th, 2005

Do you feel fantastic?

Posted by Jonah Weiland in General

I’m quoted in this article about the new “Fantastic Four” film. It’s a good article, really, but I was misquoted slightly. At least I’m pretty sure I was. I do a lot of heroin, speed, cocaine, meth, shrooms, opium, crank, industrial cleaner and Snickers bars, so it could just be a case of blown brain.

“Chris Evans as The Human Torch/Johnny Storm is the breakthrough in film. Michael Chiklis is great as The Thing. They are the two most important characters in the comic and the two most important in the film.”

I’m pretty sure I said they are the two most interesting characters, not important. Not a big deal, though. I’ve been misquoted far worse before. Overall it’s a good article, even if I had to share the fun with Rob Worley. The freak’s always trying to horn in on my crap. I will kill him.

Had no idea the article was published until my friend Mike dropped me an e-mail. Kinda fun. Curious to see if a link from an article on FoxNews.com ups the traffic on CBR at all.

It’s not a very good film, but it’s also not completely awful. If you’ve got young boys, they’ll probably love it. And while I may act it at times, I’m not a young boy. I’ll show you.

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  1. Beau said:

    This franchise seems so easy to get right, on paper. Strongly developed characters, tightly interwoven (yet simple to describe) relationships between them, weird science, colorful enemies (with aliens in lieu of costumed idiots, which is easier to make look cool on the big screen) and everything else you’d think the franchise needs.

    The fact that the trailers for a superhero movie failed to make it look good pretty much gave away its quality away, in my mind. Too bad.

    July 7th, 2005 at 9:49 pm

  2. Jonah Weiland said:

    It’s got some built in difficulties, like trying to make Reed interesting and Doom relatable. Doom’s particularly tough, though, especially since once again we have a villain with a full face mask, which makes showing emotion impossible.

    They should just make a Human Torch film where he flies around New York City burning every hot dog stand he finds. That would be the coolness.

    July 8th, 2005 at 12:02 pm

  3. Beau said:

    Doom is a tricky character because of the mask, but he’s such a complicated character, I don’t think it’s hard to find actors who want to step up and take a shot. But I agree that a workaround would likely be needed — appearing only in a holographic “perfect” version might work until the big reveal late in the story, for instance.

    I also think making Reed into a 1950s sitcom father who just happens to be a super-scientist is a pretty safe characterization in an action movie.

    But yes, a Human Torch/Spider-Man romp would be the easiest way to go when it comes to making a successful action movie.

    July 8th, 2005 at 6:59 pm

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