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February 22nd, 2005

Russian Lady For Sale

Posted by Jonah Weiland in General

Today I got the following message on MySpace:

Hello!!! My name is Ludmila. I studied your data on service of acquaintances www.myspace.com, your structure has very much interested me. I would like to get acquainted with the person who might appreciate my care, tenderness and love. I want, that you would be responsible, capable to give a hand of the help and to sympathize with me in any problems. If you agree with me write to me, I shall be glad. I shall answer you soon. In my turn I shall try be the offer, loving, devoted, responsible woman… If you decide to write to me, mine E-mail:
XXXXXXXXXX@mail.ru

Yeah, I’ll give you a hand of the help any day, lady.

I’d also like to appreciate your tenderness, but I don’t think your Russian Mafioso pimp would like me not paying for it.

(E-mail blacked out so one of you fucks doesn’t go e-mailing her as me!)

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