Proud VW Owner
I don’t know how many of you know or not, but I drive a 2001 VW Jetta Wolfsburg edition. It’s not a fancy car, nor is it flashy, but it’s my favorite car I’ve ever owned and one of my favorite’s amongst cars that I’ve driven, and I’ve driven a wide variety. It’s a fun car and this Wolfsburg edition has some nice extas including a better tuned engine, improved suspension, a load of other featurs and custom BBS rims. It’s just a little bit nicer than the standard line. That being said, I’ve never “pimped” out my car, that’s what the kids these days call it. Pimping out. It’s not exactly the kind of car you regularly see pimped. It ain’t no Honda Civic of Ford Focus. So, when I saw the following image accompany the definition for “the shit” at Urban Dictionary, I laughed my ass off.
![[Pimped Out VW Jetta]](http://www.jonahweiland.com/images/pimpedjetta.jpg)
It’s a fucking pimped out VW Jetta. I mean pimped. Yo, as in your mama’s a pross and her pimp slaps her upside the head, pimped.
You know what, there’s just too many jokes to be made. I’m stopping here before I hurt any young children or marine life.
