Fucking Cher
The other day I walked into ye old Panda Express (my favorite crap chinese food place) for some grub and playing in the background was Cher’s “Do you believe in life after love?” It’s definitely on my list of The Top 10 Most Shit Songs of All Time, but it also has the odd disctinction of having made it to my list of The Top 10 Songs I Can’t Get Out Of My Head. The instant I hear the song player, or even the mere mention of the song, and I’m humming it for the rest of the day in distinctly Cher style. “Do YOU be-leeeeieviveieve in life aftah love, (softer) aftah love, (more softer) aftah love, (more more softer) aftah love…”
We should pass a law stating the song can’t be played in open spaces or over broadcast airwaves. It also shouldn’t be played in mini-vans, BMWs or Ford Trucks. Well, let’s just extend the ban to all cars and call it even.
