September 21st, 2004
Apparently…I’m a Woman
Posted by
Jonah Weiland in
General -
Today I got the following offer:
You are among a very small group of women invited to receive our W BAG – ABSOLUTELY FREE – along with 12 issues of W for just $1 each. Won’t you please reply by the deadline?
I’d like to make it publicly known, here and now in this place, that I am not a woman, I’ve never been a woman, nor do I intend to be a woman at some point in the future. I am not interested in te exclusive W bag. I am not interested in receiving your single lettered magazine, either. Although, if you do ave a single lettered magazine called M, I might consider it.
Because I’m a man. I’ll show you if I have to.
