August 24th, 2004
Nonsensical Southern Sayings
Posted by
Jonah Weiland in
General
I’m sitting here, overly tired, cracking myself up making up completely nonsensical southern-style sayings. You know, like, “Well jump on a horse and feed me hotlinks, what the hell are you talking about?” The format simply has to have an animal in the first half while the second can be whatever action you like. Now, more idiocy off the top of my head:
“Well jump on your pig and smack your hiney, I think you just might be right!:
“Well bite your monkey and call it Sally, …”
You know, this was funny when I started. Suddenly, not so much.
