January 23rd, 2004
No Mo’ Bucket
Posted by
Jonah Weiland in
General
Don’t know if you’ve heard, but the Salvation Army recently received a 1.5 billion dollar donation from the estate of McDonald’s heiress Joan B. Kroc. That’s right, 1.5 billion dollars. No typo. The group is now flush with cash and with that in mind I have an idea.
I want a 20 year moratorium on those dickwads standing outside my grocery store ringing a fucking annoying bell with their trusty red buckets by their side every holiday season. There’s absolutely no chance I’m gonna give you my worthless pennies now that I know you’ve got a 1.5 billion dollar gangster roll in your pocket. So, no more bucket. I want it out of my sight. Fuck the bucket.
