March 27th, 2003
After making that previous entry I looked to Google to discover the true location of Cockland. Well, according to their results I’m #1 on the list. I am the location of Cockland!
So help me God, I never intended this to be. I’d like to thank the Academy, the members of the entertainment press, that guy over there, under the overhang, holding the sign that says “Liberate Cockland” and a large dog I once saw on the street.
March 27th, 2003
One of the items that we provide our hosting customers at Boiling Point (my Web hosting company) are daily updated Web site statistics. It provides traffic information, gives the client an idea where people are coming from and what search terms are used. What’s interesting are some of the search words used to find this Web site. The Top 10 search words are listed below:
- hollocaust – There are a number of pictures in my gallery from my visit in September, 2000 to the Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C.
- the horror of blimps – A reference to this entry.
- best quote ever – NO idea
- dumb mother fucker – Countless examples. I like to cuss.
- cockland – Reference to the title in this entry.
- bil cosby – They’re finding this entry.
- chicks with guitars – Not quite sure.
- nice suits – This is due to the title of this entry.
- strong bad – Any of a number of references I’ve made to HomeStarRunner.com.
- hollocaust pictures – See #1.
Some bizarre search terms are getting people to this Web site. Those of you searching for cockland, please move on. Of course, now that I’ve included the word cockland in this entry I’ll be inundated by questionable users looking for cockland.
Cockland. Cockland. Cockland.
